Give me a break!

I was just reading my new Reader's Digest and read that Martha Stewart has a new book out, entitled The Martha Rules: 10 Essentials for Achieving Success as You Start, Grow, or Manage a Business. Here are the first three essentials...

Essential #1: You must be a control freak.
Essential #2: You must have absolutely no conscience.
Essential #3: You need to be comfortable with lying and cheating.

Of course, Ms. Stewart is the perfect example to follow in the business world. I can't think of anyone better...

This book looks like the perfect Christmas gift for the budding entrepreneur in you life.

Oh, and don't forget to read the small print on the back of the book: "WARNING: Following the instructions in this book may cause temporary (or terminal) incarceration."