Ten Fingers

My family and I were laughing over one of my blonde moments last night whilst playing Uno.

About a month and a half ago, I went to a concert with some friends. One of the performers did a beautiful classical guitar piece. I leaned over to my friend Kate and whispered,

"Wow... it's like he has ten fingers!"

Kate turned her head and gave me a puzzled look. Then I realized what I had said. I leaned over again and whispered,

"Nevermind."

We both giggled uncontrollably and received queer looks from the people sitting around us. Of course, I made the mistake of retelling my vapid moment to my family, and they never cease to remind me of it.