My First Will and Testament

To Julia and Susan, I leave all my perfumes, cosmetics, etc... basically anything in my bathroom.

To Sarah, I leave all of my books (there's also a box under my bed... don't look at the other stuff).

To Jason, every electronic thing I owned (including the laptop).

To Morgan, all my furniture and artwork (you'll need it when you get a little house of your own).

To Beth and Bekah, my entire wardrobe (but you may want to give it to homeless people).

To Hannah, my fat old bunny rabbit. Spoil her well.

And to Matthew, my very worn study Bible.

Adlai... take care of Jeremy and keep him in line for me. Do whatever it takes... espionage, hacking,etc.

This is what shall come to pass should I die of puking, snotty nose, and the chills. I have spoken.