Writer's Block = Dead Blog

"I'm afraid just about every blog on the web is boring. This one, of course, isn't, but then it isn't a blog. People take some inane event in their life and wax catty to make it sound interesting. It's not, believe me. It's not your fault your life is boring - wait - it probably is, nevermind." - Ebumpkin

I read this and thought, Oh man... how many people have I bored to death? That is partially why I haven't posted in so long (and consequently why my blog is dying). But that's okay -- there's more to life. Hmm... dead blog... that sounds rather nasty, like some slimy dead animal on the side of the road. Oh look, it's a dead blog.